Andy Murray’s emoji-filled tweet perfectly sums up a wedding day
Andy Murray married his longtime girlfriend Kim Sears on Saturday in Scotland. The highlight of the day may have been a tweet Murray sent as the festivities got started.
Murray needed just 51 characters — all emojis — to sum up the blissful chaos of a day of nuptials:
🌞☔😂👔💅💇😂👰😂🚗💒💃👫🙏💍💏👏📝🎹📷🎥🚗🍷🍴🎂🎊🎉👯🎶🎤🍹🍻🍷🍺🍩🍦🍷🍹🍸🍺🌙❤💕😘💤💤💤💤💤💤💤Article continues below ...
— Andy Murray (@andy_murray) April 11, 2015
We’ll try to interpret, emoji by emoji.
1: The day begins with sunrise.
2: It rains. It his Scotland, after all.
3: Tears of joy over the events to come.
4: Andy gets dressed.
5: Kim gets her nails done.
6: Kim gets her hair done.
7: More tears of joy.
8: Kim gets dressed.
9: Tears, round three.
10: The couple drives …
11: … to the church.
12: The lady walks down the aisle.
13: Andy and Kim hold hands.
14: They pray.
15: They exchange rings.
16: They kiss.
17: The guests clap.
18: They make it official.
19: Music plays.
20: Photos are taken.
21: And videos too.
22: They drive to the reception.
23: They drink wine.
24: They eat.
25: And then there is cake.
28: They dance.
29-30: There is music.
31-34: There is much alcohol to be had.
35-36: And donuts and ice cream!
37-40: And much more alcohol.
41: Eventually, it is time to say good night.
42-43: Much love for everyone around.
44: A good night kiss.
45-51: A whole lot of sleep.
That’s a darn good summary, and all packed into an efficient 51 characters. Humanity will be speaking entirely via emojis within the next 10 years.
Best wishes to the new couple.