After getting word that Lyoto Machida was jumping across the pond to fight Mark Munoz, Tim Kennedy has been desperately seeking a replacement opponent for his UFC Fight Night main event, November 6th on FOX Sports 1. The outspoken middleweight took matters into his own hands over the last few days calling out a hefty sum of fighters across all divisions.
Joe Silva, just click off this page now...
Dear @ufc middleweights, I have lost another opponent. Would someone please step up & fight me at Fight For The Troops 3. Pretty please! TK
— Tim Kennedy (@TimKennedyMMA) September 28, 2013
Mr. @RichFranklin I'm not sure if you have plans Nov 6th? I just got stood up on for a date, and now need someone else to step in... ;-)
— Tim Kennedy (@TimKennedyMMA) September 28, 2013
I want @lyotomachidafw to know that he broke my heart.... :-(
— Tim Kennedy (@TimKennedyMMA) September 28, 2013
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Hey @ChrisCamozzi I think you have bad hair, and should fight me in defense if your stylist. (My best attempt at picking a fight)
— Tim Kennedy (@TimKennedyMMA) September 28, 2013
@TimKennedyMMA how dare you talk about my hair!!! That's crossing the line bro! I'm always available
— Chris Camozzi (@ChrisCamozzi) September 28, 2013
So @danawhite this is what happened. I made fun of @ChrisCamozzi 's hair. He got mad... So to settle things we decided to fight!
— Tim Kennedy (@TimKennedyMMA) September 28, 2013
@TimKennedyMMA is in, I'm in, let's get this signed @danawhite @ufc . I'm here to fight everyone.
— Chris Camozzi (@ChrisCamozzi) September 28, 2013
Here is the first @ufc poster of @ChrisCamozzi vs me. Even my nephew isn't intimidated by you Chris pic.twitter.com/ZIui5aWEcv
— Tim Kennedy (@TimKennedyMMA) September 30, 2013
@TimKennedyMMA @ufc @danawhite it's ok Tim. I'll make it quick pic.twitter.com/bSgWIqIqun
— Chris Camozzi (@ChrisCamozzi) September 30, 2013
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Then things went off the rails...
Hey @CungLe185 You vs me main-event at @ufc Fight For The Troops 3. I would also like to point out that you are old. Tk
— Tim Kennedy (@TimKennedyMMA) September 28, 2013
Yo @mousasi_mma I'm not exactly sure where Leiden is, but I want to put you in a "Dutch oven". (See what I did there). Let's fight over it.
— Tim Kennedy (@TimKennedyMMA) September 28, 2013
All @ufc fighters, This is the dude that you are all too scared to fight. pic.twitter.com/iIYwqcY09D
— Tim Kennedy (@TimKennedyMMA) September 28, 2013
Mr. @wandfc Don't fight Chael Sonnen. He has better wrestling than me, and a better chin. I am a way easier fight. You vs Me Nov 6th @ufc
— Tim Kennedy (@TimKennedyMMA) September 28, 2013
You need to know Mr. @wandfc that one of my secret agents poised your food yesterday. You have to fight me if you want the antidote. #life
— Tim Kennedy (@TimKennedyMMA) September 28, 2013
Hey @mark_munoz I'm super mad you took Lyoto from me. You cut me deeper than you could ever know... (It's hurts so bad) Tim
— Tim Kennedy (@TimKennedyMMA) September 28, 2013
News flash!!! @nickdiaz209 I stole your pot, and bicycle. If you want them back you have to come out of retirement and fight me @ufc Nov 6th
— Tim Kennedy (@TimKennedyMMA) September 28, 2013
Opportunity knocks @rafaelsaponatal you always win, but no one knows who you are. When I'm done with you, neither will you(Tough guy voice)
— Tim Kennedy (@TimKennedyMMA) September 28, 2013
Screw it.... Hey @Philippou185UFC want to get back in there asap? I promise not to wrestle if you promise not to punch me?!?!
— Tim Kennedy (@TimKennedyMMA) September 28, 2013
Mr @ShogunRua Australia is a long flight how bout you/me in kentucky & we go at 195lbs. You don't need training camp since you don't train
— Tim Kennedy (@TimKennedyMMA) September 28, 2013
I wanted to point out to Mr. @thalesleites that my last 3 opponents were from Brazil & they "fell through"perhaps you would actually show up
— Tim Kennedy (@TimKennedyMMA) September 28, 2013
Hey @RichFranklin aka "American Fighter" I want your nickname. It's cool & clever. I'll fight you for it! Tim (aka future American Fighter)
— Tim Kennedy (@TimKennedyMMA) September 28, 2013
I think @ShogunRua dresses like a Brooklyn pimp (not the classy kind). I should give him a lesson in style and fighting. @ufc FFTT 3 Nov 6th
— Tim Kennedy (@TimKennedyMMA) September 28, 2013
Hey @Alistairovereem You vs me (catch weight) Nov 6th at @ufc Fight For The Troops 3. Winner gets a lifetime supply of horse meat. Tim k
— Tim Kennedy (@TimKennedyMMA) September 29, 2013
Watching The Hobbit & giggling at the similarities to @HectorLombard & some of the characters (but buff) in the movie. Fight me @ufc Nov 6?
— Tim Kennedy (@TimKennedyMMA) September 29, 2013
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Dear @ufc It has been 24hrs since I learned my opponent was stolen. I will begin executing 1 unicorn a day till a replacement is found.
— Tim Kennedy (@TimKennedyMMA) September 29, 2013
Dear @ufc I'm saddened by my own acts but this unicorns blood is on your hands as well as mine. You have 24 more hours till the next 1 dies
— Tim Kennedy (@TimKennedyMMA) September 30, 2013
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I have an offer for @EdHermanufc (as a ginger). If you fight me on Nov 6 @ufc Fight For The Troops. I will ensure you get a soul.
— Tim Kennedy (@TimKennedyMMA) September 30, 2013
This is me picking a fight with @JohnDodsonMMA still trying to get an opponent for @ufc FFTT 3. Catch weight?
— Tim Kennedy (@TimKennedyMMA) September 30, 2013
