Watch: Will somebody please help this poor man put on his rain poncho?!
Spoiler: the Nationals fan managed to figure it out before suffocating. But it looked like a close call.
The simultaneously funny and somewhat horrifying scene happened during the seventh inning Wednesday night when rain covered Nationals Park.
And I totally sympathize with the man -- the level of difficulty of putting on a cheap poncho ranks somewhere between assembling IKEA furniture and achieving cold fusion.