Texts From Last Race: 'If you got time to text, you got time to flex'

Published Aug. 5, 2014 4:30 p.m. ET

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Dale Earnhardt Jr. broke out the broom at Pocono Raceway. But what happened after?

Thanks to our always entertaining friend Nascarcasm, Shake and Bake has uncovered a private (and extremely fake) post-race group text message between some of your favorite drivers.

Dale Earnhardt Jr.'s looking for something with thick bristles, Denny Hamlin and suspended crew chief Darian Grubb are working on a secret code, and Mark Martin is putting Ricky Stenhouse Jr. through the ringer.