Russell Wilson is getting crushed on Twitter for plagiarizing sappy love note to Ciara
One of the more ridiculous, head-scratching stories of 2016 unfolded on Thursday when a Billboard editor noticed that Seattle Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson turned to a Google search to express his love for his girlfriend Ciara in a #WCW posting.
PM #WCW I kissed her & she had honey sweet lips that were lilac soft w/ a loving & affectionate personality @Ciara pic.twitter.com/qwxXkfWnCK
— Russell Wilson (@DangeRussWilson) January 28, 2016
oh no pic.twitter.com/kpSw16wJHO
— Natalie (@natalieweiner) January 28, 2016
Now let's cut to the roast. Here's the funniest reactions about Wilson's misstep:
@PFTCommenter Dear Ciara, Girl You Know It's True... -Russ pic.twitter.com/MbIu1yKXoW
— Justin Hardie (@OrangeHardie) January 28, 2016
"Her breasts were like ... bags of ... sand." -- Russell Wilson https://t.co/MHB9jvplli
— SportsPickle (@sportspickle) January 28, 2016
Nanobubbles must have been malfunctioning today. https://t.co/ehQq89LpVJ
— Kevin Seifert (@SeifertESPN) January 28, 2016
Want to write romantic poetry just like Russell Wilson? Now you can! https://t.co/1jjWV7LRDP pic.twitter.com/BldKZ7XamC
— SB Nation (@SBNation) January 28, 2016
When you have to use a search engine to find out how to convey human emotion: https://t.co/Rucseas2rD
— Seattle Sportsnet (@alexSSN) January 28, 2016
Russell WIlson is a synth, part 011001001011001: https://t.co/xmVyF2yodJ
— Owen Good (@owengood) January 28, 2016