They say that if you live with someone long enough you begin to adopt some of their traits and mannerisms.
So too with Nick Saban and the 85% of Alabama fans who could never be admitted to the university.
That's the only explanation for his daughter's wedding. Driving off the field in a Rolls Royce while fireworks explode? I mean, that's the redneck wet dream of every member of the 85%. The only thing that could have made it more perfect is if Bear Bryant were riding shotgun giving you a tattoo of his ghost pissing on Gus Malzahn while you drank JD straight from the bottle and screamed Skynyrd lyrics.
I truly thought we'd seen it all from the wedding.
Then one of you emailed me this video taken inside the ceremony. (Yes, Outkick readers were there. Outkick's popularity with the 15% under 35 is unparalleled by any other media source. Really.)
Which means we now all know that the the bride and the groom danced to Rascal Flatts "My Wish," with a male and female version of Big Al.
Yep, this happened.
Someone really thought, you know what this wedding really needs? We should dress up Big Al in a tux and Big Al also in a wedding gown and have them dance with the bride and groom while Rascal Flatts plays.
It's happened, Bama fans, the 85% have taken over Nick Saban. Your dynasty is over. Your program, ruined.
But at least you have this video.
