Gene Chizik's Wife Takes To Facebook To Rally Auburn Fans, Fight Satan
We know Auburn's Gene Chizik is on the hot seat because his team is 1-4 and coming off an awful 17 point home loss to Arkansas. Chizik has denied that he feels like he's on the hot seat.
We know that Gene Chizik knows he's on the hot seat now because his wife has taken to Facebook to suggest that if Auburn fans are all in they can combat the devil of not being all in. Also, if Auburn fans are all in they can occupy Wall Street, bring democracy to the Middle East, and have flash mobs.
This whole thing is such a mess.
Today Jonna Chizik posted this on Facebook:
"I have given quite a lot of prayerful consideration to your desire to help and make a difference this season and I do have a thought. As you know, Social media can be a very powerful tool.
Recent examples of its power can be cited by googling how it played a primary role in the Occupy Wall Street protests, the uprising in Egypt, the Konya 2012 movement, and the various flash mobs that randomly occur all over the world to name just a few examples.
Therefore, my humble suggestion is to create a VERY POWERFUL "ALL IN" movement of your own.
We have fans all over the US and I think it is time that they RISE UP and snatch back what satan, himself, has stolen.
We serve a God who recovers ALL that "has been stolen" from us and there are times that He requires the efforts of His people to accomplish this truth.
Just think about the effect it will have first for the players and their families who sacrifice daily but how it will impact the fan base as a whole.
During the season of 2010 the fans came together each Friday afternoon to send our boys off with a reverse tiger walk and the effect of just that alone was palpable enough that it carried over onto the field each and every Saturday.
I encourage you to think outside the box and create something that will show the rest of the world WHY WE DO WHAT WE DO and why when we refer to ourselves as FAMILY that we mean it.
I look forward to see what you come up with.
Blessings, Jonna Chizik
P.S. feel free to share all of this as you feel led!
WAR EAGLE"
Oh, man.
I had the same reaction as y'all when I read this -- Satan must love Arkansas football. He's been rewarding them all season.
Personally, I can't wait for "the various flash mobs that randomly occur all over the world to name just a few examples" to lead Auburn to victory over Ole Miss.
Auburn fans, your head coach's wife has truly rendered me speechless.
Time to occupy victory.
Clearly, Satan is an energy vampire.
A few minutes ago, Jonna Chizik posted a new Facebook message:
Warm up the jet, Jay.
