Dodgers' McCarthy shares series of hilarious post-surgery tweets

Published May. 4, 2015 4:30 p.m. ET

Jimmy Traina

Dodgers pitcher Brandon McCarthy is out for the season after undergoing Tommy John surgery, but his Twitter dominance is as strong as ever.

After updating us on his progress last week...

... the man who ends up on every "best athlete to follow" Twitter list sent out a series of random-thought tweets Monday afternoon.