On a day that racial tension and rumors of a supposed bounty swamped the football Twitter world, Darnell Dockett of the Arizona Cardinals came to the rescue and slipped in his own version of comedic therapy to his followers.
The defensive end is infamous for his outspoken Tweets — some of which have gotten him in trouble in the past — and today was no different.
Here is Dockett's message for all the "Mrs. Officers" out there:
Not so fast. He wasn’t finished.
Dockett also seems to have an infatuation with diminutive women shaking their rumps. No harm in that Darnell! Let them know how you feel — and way to not discriminate based on size.
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Oh, what a guy.
Dockett's list of favorite pastimes ranges from the expected (see the above Tweets) to, well, unexpected. He’s recently been under investigation by animal activists for his new pet cat, Buddy. The problem? Buddy isn't so much a cat, but more like a tiger. FOX Sports recently got the scoop on the cub.
You gotta love Dockett. Or wonder if he’ll get help.