Mets mascot snubs eager fan
Mr. Met's gone Hollywood? Say it ain't so, Mr. Met. Say it ain't so.
Think of that poor, poor woman. Who could possibly stand getting dissed by a fuzzy mascot? Being friendly and approachable is Mascot Rule Number One, and yet, she got blown off by one. That's heartbreaking. This is like getting the finger from Mickey Mouse.
Mr. Met is too busy to stop for a photo with a fan. You learn something new every day.