Tiger Woods hates bogeys. All golfers do (well, some weekend hackers probably would love to bogey every hole). So it's safe to say he probably loathes double bogeys.
That's exactly how he finished his first round Thursday as he posted an ugly six on the par-4 ninth hole (he started on the back nine) to finish with a 1-over 71.
The heavy favorite coming into the 2013 PGA Championship has some work to do in order to back in contention as he tries to win his first major championship since 2008.
While he said all the usual things after his round, we take a look at what might have been going through his mind during his stroll around Oak Hill . . .
"Phil might have won the British Open, but does he have shoes named after him? LOL, love cracking myself up."
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"The sun bothering anybody else? No?"
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"OMG, is that a BEE?!"
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"Note to self: Sign up for yoga classes when I get back home."
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"OK, count to 10. Count to 10. I HATE 10."
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"Anybody know where there's a restroom?"
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"Don't worry, Tiger. I'll get this for you." "Yea, I know you will."
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"HURRY UP! Someone's trying to chase down Jack's record back here!"
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"Did I forget to put on deodorant today?"
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"No, no. I'm thrilled with that shot. Awesome. Totally awesome."
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"I swear if that ball isn't in the hole when I look back I will absolutely LOSE it."
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"Get in the hole. Get in the hole. Please get in the hole."
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