Watch this Brazilian player score the cleanest bicycle kick of the year


Botafogo and Gremio had played 20 minutes of scoreless soccer when Botafogo midfielder Camilo did this:


Look at how this ball just JUMPS off Camilo's boot. If you listen really closely, you can almost hear the net cry out softly in pain. It's a good thing the keeper didn't even come close to it, I'm not sure how far we've come with regards to advancements in hand replacement procedures.

And the technique. Let's talk about the technique. Perfect body shape, fantastic concentration to keep focused as the defender misses his header, and the connection. Camilo struck this ball like it just drew an unfavorable comparison between his mother and a large herbivorous mammal in sub-Saharan Africa. Allegedly, the game ball called Camilo's father a notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, and the owner of no one good quality, and Camilo was NOT having it.

I feel for the ball. But I'm here for the bicycle kick. More of this, please.