James, what are you doing? It’s certainly an interesting technique, faceplanting the ball to prevent Soton’s Cedric Soares from making a play. He does it so forcefully, too, as if he’s dislodging the ball from a pinned foot. You can’t say that it was ineffective, though, as Liverpool did retain possession. But still: James, what are you doing?
That’s an excellent way to get kicked in the face and possibly seriously injured. At the very least, it’s a way to get blasted on the internet and very seriously roasted. Keep doing you, Milner. Somewhere, Jones is beaming with pride.