Ochocinco says he wants to fight Shawne Merriman

Chad Ochocinco wants to fight Shawne Merriman.

Merriman says that if anything happens Sunday between the two

stars, it will be just like his nickname: Lights Out.

Ochocinco, the unpredictable Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver,

went off on the San Diego Chargers’ outside linebacker during a

conference call with San Diego reporters on Wednesday. The Chargers

(10-3) host the Bengals (9-4) Sunday in San Diego in a meeting of

division leaders, with the winner securing a playoff spot.

The two stars ran some smack against each other during a Twitter

exchange earlier this year. They apparently have a history going

back to 2006 when Ochocinco, then known as Chad Johnson, mockingly

did Merriman’s spasmodic “Lights Out” sack dance after scoring

against San Diego in a game at Cincinnati. Merriman wasn’t even in

the stadium; he was serving a four-game suspension for testing

positive for steroids.

Ochocinco went off when asked if their Twitter exchange was in

fun.

“I will beat Shawne’s head in, right now,” he said. “It’s not

even fun. This is not in fun. This is personal. Bring it on. It is

what it is. I think he might be one of the only people I don’t

really get along with. I want to fight. I’m not sure how to get the

fight on without him suing me.”

How did this happen?

“I don’t know. You just have somebody that, like, you have the

itch, you just want to fight? That’s what it’s come to. I just want

to fight.”

And when did this start?

“I think back when we played last time,” he continued. “I

can’t remember. I don’t know. You know what, I think I copied his

dance after I scored, and I think it pissed him off.”

Ochocinco is 6-foot-1, 192 pounds. Merriman is 6-4, 265.

Asked if Merriman would be a tough guy to fight, Ochocinco said:

“Tough? Why? That’s not how I look at things. I’ll whoop his ass,

right now, like Will Ferrell. Yeah, like in `Step Brothers.”’

Merriman sent Ochocino a twitpic of the two players’ faces

superimposed over those of actors Ferrell and John C. Reilly in an

advertisement for the movie “Step Brothers” with the message,

“see u sunday.”

“I’m not going to really explain the seriousness of it or where

it’s at or how serious it is because we’re a few days away from

Sunday,” Merriman said.

What kind of fight would it be?

“It would be a joke man,” Merriman said. “It’s like a little

kid, you hold out your hand and you hold their head and they swing,

you know, and they can’t do anything. It’s one of those

things.”

Merriman mentioned the 2006 game when Ochocinco did the “Lights

Out” dance.

“Coming from him, disrespect,” Merriman said.

The Chargers rallied that day with 42 points in the second half

to beat the Bengals 49-41. Ochocinco set a club record with 260

yards and a pair of long touchdowns.

Merriman jokingly wondered if he could play cornerback against

Ochocino. The two are sure to meet up sometime on the field.

“I’ll get him at some point,” Merriman said. “It’s going to

be a good game all around. I don’t want to make this Ocho’s deal at

all because it’s not. He’s just running his mouth, I guess. But

because of our position and this opportunity we put ourselves back

into, I think it’s going to be a heck of a battle.”

Whatever happens, Merriman said it won’t be serious enough to

attract commissioner Roger Goodell’s attention.

“Roger has nothing to worry about in this case. I’ll keep it

legal – as possible,” Merriman said.

Earlier this month, Ochocinco was fined $30,000 for briefly

donning a mock poncho and a sombrero next to the bench following

his touchdown catch during a 23-13 win over Detroit. That’s $10,000

more than the fine he got for pretending to bribe an official

during a game earlier this season.