Sep 18, 2016; Landover, MD, USA; Dallas Cowboys defensive end Jack Crawford (58) sacks Washington Redskins quarterback Kirk Cousins (8) during the first half at FedEx Field. Mandatory Credit: Brad Mills-USA TODAY Sports
2. The “You like that” guy does awesome, then he doesn’t.
So, about that guy who drives an old van and says things like, “You like that” at innocent people and cameras…
Yeah, he gonna fail.
Cause quarterback Kirk Cousins did so in week 2 against the Cowboys when it mattered most.
The Cowboys defense should just let him drive to the red zone, let his heart inflate, then burst that bubble with a pick.
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It happened on September 18th, when Dallas won 27-23.
Sure, the 28-year-old is coming off a 145.8 rating game against the Packers.
Yes, he’s shooting a 98.8 QB rating for the year, with 3,000-plus yards under his belt, and a 17-7 touchdown to interception ratio.
But I just feel like he’ll be the turkey and Dak Prescott will be the goat. There’s only one thing left to say:
Sep 18, 2016; Landover, MD, USA; Dallas Cowboys running back Ezekiel Elliott (21) rushes the ball against the Washington Redskins inside linebacker Mason Foster (54) during the second half at FedEx Field. The Dallas Cowboys won 27 – 23. Mandatory Credit: Brad Mills-USA TODAY Sports
3. Ezekiel Elliott eats cereal, then has turkey in the middle of having cereal.
Sep 18, 2016; Landover, MD, USA; Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Dez Bryant (88) talks to Washington Redskins cornerback Josh Norman (24) on the field in the first quarter at FedEx Field. Mandatory Credit: Geoff Burke-USA TODAY Sports
Sep 18, 2016; Landover, MD, USA; Dallas Cowboys quarterback Dak Prescott (4) throws the ball as Washington Redskins defensive end Chris Baker (92) defends in the first quarter at FedEx Field. Mandatory Credit: Geoff Burke-USA TODAY Sports
5. Dak Prescott is OCD, or too nice, or just plain too awesome when it comes to littering.
You’re the quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys. The hardest, maybe most talked about position in all of sports. In all of sports.
And yet, America watched as you shot a two pointer, hitting nothing but rim, only to watch you stand up, correct your bad, and pick up your own trash.