Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen have a giant house and you don’t

In case you weren’t feeling bad about yourself on this fine Wednesday, here is something to kill that nagging self-worth.

Tom Brady and his wife Gisele Bundchen are two very rich people who now live in a very giant Versailles-like palace in Brentwood, Calif. You can check out the pictures of it RIGHT HERE (Thanks to The Big Lead).

Why did I call it a palace? Because it has a moat. That’s right, a moat. Just in case marauding bands of Visigoths storm the front gates and try to swim in their pool or park in their six-car garage.

Some other highlights:

1. 22,000 square feet

2. Weight room (to make sure he looks good in those Uggs commercials

3. Wine cellar

4. Covered bridge (hey, why not?)

5. A lagoon (can’t find a reason for this)

I don’t want to sound like a hater, so I’ll just say that Tom and Gisele have a growing family that needs a lot of space. Plus, they earned all that money, so they might as well use it.

Kudos to them (even though I’m so jealous).

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