Brett Favre is back ... again, which means this will obviously not be the last we see of him for a while. Let's hope we're a little bit luckier with the rest of this crew, though.
We won't be happy until you're spending Hall of Fame weekend trying to hawk autographed copies of your latest bio at a swap meet in Dubuque, Iowa .... with no takers.
When you arrived, we thought you might save American soccer. Now? You've got us pulling for the hooligans. Please tell me the rumors that he's next in line to manage England's national team if Fabio Capello fails aren't true.
If this keeps up, an entire generation of fans is going to know Shaq primarily for his mad tweeting skills.
Don't get us wrong, we don't want Erin to go away by any stretch of the imagination. She's just been a little, uh, overexposed.
Lane Kiffin found his way back to the Trojans, but he brought a stream of NCAA sanctions and a post-season ban with him. Is his tenure over yet? Thanks to an endless stream of gaffes, he's worn out his welcome just about everywhere he's been.
Being the most overpaid albatross on the most underperforming team in baseball wasn't enough for Big Z, who added most unpopular to his resume — along with most untradeable. Yeah, it still sucks to be a Cubs fan.
Your latest Tour de France assault was over before it started, and those doping allegations just won't go away. Will you?
When the Cincinnati Bengals don't want you, it's time to cancel the T.O. Show. Who will TO have to overshadow now?
Being unpopular and not winning anything is a bad combination.
How about a one-hour special announcing you are taking your talents to Mars?