‘Shaq’ looking to become the Pat Riley of comedy

With his latest endeavor, Shaquille O’Neal now considers himself

the ”Pat Riley of comedy.”

The four-time NBA champion likens himself to the famed

basketball coach with his ability to pick the right comedians for

his ”All Star Comedy Jam.”

”Humor is a big way to relieve stress, so me being a great

leader and being an expert at organizational leadership, I could

pick a team, I could pick a street ball team, I could pick a

kickball team, I definitely could pick comedians,” O’Neal


O’Neal said he wanted provide a forum for comics similar to

Russell Simmons’ ”Def Comedy Jam.” He was a big fan of the HBO

series that launched the careers of Dave Chappelle, Martin

Lawrence, Bernie Mac, Chris Tucker and others.

But O’Neal said his revue isn’t just about black comedy.

”I am not biased. Even though I’m African-American, even though

I’m urban, I don’t just like urban comedy,” O’Neal said. ”The guy

Jeff Foxworthy – that’s some of the best comedy ever – `You know

you’re a redneck.’ I can relate to that because I went to school in

Louisiana and Texas.”

The ”All Star Comedy Jam” has a lineup that has featured

Finesse Mitchell and Gary Owen. The tour ends on New Year’s Eve in


One of the comedians O’Neal is highlighting on the tour is the

Bronx-born Capone.

”This guy right now here is the LeBron (James). He’s the

closer,” O’Neal said proudly as he patted the comedian on the


The drug dealer-turned-comedian says he always had the gift.

”I was somebody who was notorious for pretty much always saying

what I felt like saying and I grew a reputation for that,” Capone


But he says that being funny wasn’t enough. ”I made the

transformation from not wanting to be a drug dealer anymore and

turning to comedy.”

After struggling for years on the circuit, Capone finally got

his break.

”For somebody like Shaq to recognize that is really big,”

Capone said.

Though his passion is comedy, O’Neal is still involved in

basketball – as an NBA analyst on TNT. O’Neal isn’t shy to speak

his mind: Before the season started, he said Los Angeles Lakers’

newly acquired center Dwight Howard wasn’t the game’s most dominant

at his position.

O’Neal caught a lot of flak for the comment, but stands by what

he said.

”He’s taking it personal, but I want him to get mad so he can

dominate,” O’Neal said of Howard. ”You push your employees’

buttons and either they go to the next level or they decline.”

While brazen and often funny on television, don’t expect O’Neal

to get up on a comedy stage anytime soon.

”I know my limits. In my bathroom I’m funny as hell. I can give

you seven, eight minutes straight. That’s different from going

onstage and looking at the guy in the front row and he’s looking at

you like this,” he said, making a blank stare. ”So that’s always

been my fear.”




John Carucci covers entertainment for The Associated Press.

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