High schooler steals his classmate’s soul with the poster dunk of the year

There needs to be an ad campaign aimed at the youth about the dangers of unprepared jumping.

Because it is, unequivocally, the greatest cause of dunk-related fatality. You can't just be out here jumping with strangers, or you'll end up on like this kid—on a t-shirt being worn to a special assembly.

In his hubris, this young man agreed to jump with someone above his weight class. And now his life force has been bound in eternal servitude to a guy in yellow shorts.

This could've been prevented. No one should suffer like this. He pulled it back on him. He pulled it So. Far. Back.

We need to educate our youth, because it's all fun and games until someone gets dunked into carbonite.

Dan is on Twitter. “Your Honor my client wasn't ready.”