Carmelo Anthony makes run to bodega in monogrammed Olympic bathrobe

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I never expected to see my life goals defined in a Snapchat video.

Then again, I never expected to see video of Carmelo Anthony buying sundries in leisure wear.

But then Thursday night rolled around, and La La Anthony logged on to Snapchat. Her snap: footage of her husband in his monogrammed Olympic bathrobe strolling about a New York bodega with a stack of cash in hand.

His reason for the robe: “I was coming from the house. This is what I wear.”

Carmelo is now the mayor of New York City. We say this until it's true.

Dan is on Twitter. Melo the BodeGOD.