‘Tis the season for NASCAR Christmas carols: Richmond Wonderland

This time of year is full of holiday cheer, family gatherings and the time-honored tradition of singing Christmas carols. Our good friend Nascarcasm has come up with a few NASCAR-themed carols to add to the holiday playlist.

Next up is "Richmond Wonderland," sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland." Of course it’s a play on the antics that took place at Richmond International Raceway just before the Chase kicked off. We suggest listening to the original, then singing along with the updated tune.

The final race

And Newman’s winning

Why the hell

Is Bowyer spinning?

For the #56 car

of MWR

Walkin’ in a Richmond Wonderland

Vickers wonders

Why he’s pitting

In interviews

Clint’s bullsh-tting

We’re fixin’ a race

So Truex can Chase

Walkin in a Richmond Wonderland

In the office Brian France is seething

‘Bout the crazy mess that just went down

They’ll say "Are you angry?

He’ll say, "Hell yes….

…we’ll straighten this all out in Chi-town."

Chase spots

For Jeff and Ryan

Yet Clint

Continues lyin’

The Chase now a joke

Hey, blame poison oak

Walkin’ in a Richmond Wonderland

In the meeting Brian scolds the drivers

And tells them "Give one hundred percent"

And just like "Boys, Have At It"

Drivers say, "Yo Brian…

…we don’t know what the hell that even meant."

Later on

Michael’s grieving

Because he heard

That NAPA’s leaving

An obvious plot

A 13th Chase spot

Walkin’ in a Richmond Wonderland