- You know, if you've watched our show this month, you know that a lot of players also have questions for the panel, which is one of our fun things. Tonight, Clayton Kershaw has a question for one Big Papi.
- Hey, Big Papi. You know, a lot of respect for what you've done in the game. Just have a quick question for you. It's about your facial hair. It's so perfectly coiffed, perfectly maintained. And you know, I need a little help with mine. So if you could give me some pointers on what to do, maybe give me a little help, that'd be awesome. Thank you.
- Man, I'm so dirty and clean. Hey, Kershaw, keep it that way, man. You worked the 300 million, don't worry about it.
- I have something to point out. Forget about the facial hair. Can you turn so the ear can face the camera?
- Oh, yeah. I've never seen anything like this in my life. It's an IFB. We do it so we can hear. I've never seen a blinged out IFB, ever.
ALEX RODRIGUEZ: Never.
KEVIN BURKHARDT: Never.
- My bad.
FRANK THOMAS: Where'd you get that?
- Hey. I'm so dirty and clean.
KEVIN BURKHARDT: Oh my goodness.
- Bling, bling, baby.
KEVIN BURKHARDT: Papi, you think I pull that off for tomorrow's show?