Texas law professor explains why ‘Aggies are so dumb’

David Sokolow is a "distinguished senior lecturer" and the director of student life at the University of Texas. He specializes in contracts, corporations and entertainment law and is a two-time winner of the Texas Exes Teaching Excellence Award, according to his Texas faculty bio.

He graduated from Columbia Law School, holds grad degrees in art history and business administration and has served on Texas’ faculty since 1981. By all accounts, he has an impressive academic pedigree.

He also appears to be a professor of spitting straight fire at UT rivals.