Ohio State ups ante in band war

Marching bands are already a competitive bunch. Throw in a

historic rivalry on the field, and things have the potential to get


Case in point, the Ohio State band, which fancies itself “The

Best Damn Band In The Land,” getting revenge against

Michigan’s band in Week 2 after Michigan apparently slighted

TBDBITL in Week 1.

Here’s the deal: During halftime of Michigan’s

season opener against Central Michigan, the Michigan band appeared

to mock Ohio State’s band by forming the words “OH

NO,” an apparent jab at Ohio State’s “OHIO”


Here’s a picture of the formation,


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On Saturday, during halftime of the football team’s win

over San Diego State, Ohio State fired back with a show titled

“Are You Smarter Than A Wolverine?”

The show starts with a Price is Right-style skit in which a

Michigan T-shirt is declared “worthless” after a Michigan

“fan” bids $800.

Then during a Family Feud skit, the Ohio State band turned a

Michigan ‘M’ into an Ohio State ‘O’ before the host reminded fans

that Ohio State is the winningest football program in the last 100


In the Wheel of Fortune skit, the Michigan family from Family

Feud makes an incorrect guess on a puzzle formed by the band before

the Ohio State family guessed “Go Bucks” correctly.

And then in the Jeopardy! skit, the Ohio State family selects

“College Marching Bands for $1,000” before providing the correct

answer to “The University that has the Best Damn Band in the


The host then closed the show with a nod to Bob Barker by

requesting that fans help control the pet population by

“having their wolverines spayed or neutered.”

The Ohio State band is said to have learned the entire

performance, choreography and all,


target="_blank">in four days. It’s definitely worth your

time to watch, and while I don’t normally consider myself

qualified to comment on the merits of marching band performances,

I’m inclined to say OSU emptied its spit valve on Michigan in

this battle of smack-talking rivals.