Guess what Tide superfan Harvey Updyke picked for a Halloween costume
In case you were wondering, Alabama superfan Harvey Updyke is apparently celebrating Halloween.
The guy who as of last month had paid just $99 of nearly $800,000 in restitution owed for poisoning oak trees on Auburn’s campus announced on Twitter that he’s picked out his costume.
Can you guess what he’s chosen to go as? Hint: It’s not nice.
I've decided just to go as a dead tree for Halloween, thanks Obama
— Harvey Updyke (@Harveyrolltide) October 31, 2014
Still trying to figure out what Obama has to do with it.
One Auburn fan, though, had the perfect response:
— Shayne Burch (@AUshayneomack) October 31, 2014
Updyke hasn’t posted a photo of the costume yet, but he did leave us with NSFW holiday well wishes (asterisks by FOX Sports):
"HAPPY HALLOWEEN A**HOLES."
Stay classy, Harvey.