UTSA football has some ridiculously awesome play cards

Christian Petersen/Getty Images

The University of Texas at San Antonio is doing its darndest to ruin things for Texas A&M in College Station in Week 12, and that process involves digging deep into the playbook.

So deep, in fact, that they Roadrunners are breaking out the big guns. That's right, they're playing the sumo card.

What play could this be? Is it the E. Honda all-out combo blitz? Is Zangief involved? Can it be stopped in general?

Whatever it is, the Roadrunners will have to employ it soon. They trail 23-10 as the fourth quarter begins at Kyle Field on Saturday.

Dan is on Twitter. He would go with the Ryu play this late in the game.