Tuesday’s P.M. Hot Clicks: Elena Matei; Man, this Texans-Raiders game is gonna stink
At Least Your Saturday Afternoon is Free
I Hate This Story So Much
A man in Vietnam had a pair of forceps removed from his stomach that a surgeon left there in 1998.
An Important Update to an Important Story
An artist named Jesus Hands says he’s the one (along with his ex-wife) who changed the Hollywood sign to read Hollyweed. In very much related news, security will be beefed up around the sign.
Elena Matei: P.M. Lovely Lady of the Day
He Really Needs to Shut Up
Curt Schilling thinks he’s not in the Hall of Fame because said the wrong person should be lynched. Maybe he shouldn’t call for anybody to be lynched.
Speaking of Controversial HOF Choices
— Barry L Bonds (@BarryBonds) January 3, 2017
I think it's from one of the Henry's pic.twitter.com/6x32L4BrQy
— Synechdoche doki panic (@jlmorrison) January 2, 2017
The Internet is Quite Helpful
Press conference ends with Zimmer being asked how many free agents Vikings have and another reporter saying, "F***ing Google it"
— Matthew Coller (@MatthewColler) January 3, 2017
Odds & Ends
The reporter who got kicked out of the Eagles’ press box still doesn’t know why it happened. … A fugitive in Brazil is documenting his escape with selfies. … The guy made an amazing face when he realized the name FUCHS looks like something else. … A 32-year-old barista managed to win $900,000 betting on football. … Mark Melancon told a funny story about Hunter Pence crashing his car because of hot yoga. … The Reddit forum /r/photoshopbattles worked its magic on a great picture of Margot Robbie at a Rangers game.
How Strong is This Baby?
Toddler rescues twin from fallen dresser pic.twitter.com/saQsW6mOrf
— USA TODAY Video (@usatodayvideo) January 3, 2017
I was going through my videos at work crying today pic.twitter.com/HakWVq8P7m
— Momo (@HeardstheWord) September 28, 2016
That’ll Teach ’Em
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