Welcome to ‘Club Shiznit’: Panthers players open exclusive suite at their Super Bowl hotel

Inside the San Jose Marriott, the hottest new spot is CLUB SHIZNIT, which made its grand opening this week when Carolina Panthers running backs FOZZZZZZZY WHITTAKER and Mike Tolbert opened a door between adjoining rooms to create an exclusive suite that has everything — playing cards, laughter, music, NO WOMEN, a Teddy Ruxpin wearing mascara….

per NFL.com’s Connor Orr. "It’s only us. We having a good time playing cards, laughing, playing video games, just enjoying life, enjoying being at the Super Bowl, enjoying having a good time."

Tolbert explained that team is locked in and doesn’t need to be monitored as if they were high school football players away at camp.

"[The Club] doesn’t close at midnight," Tolbert, who doubles as Shiznit’s DJ, said of the operating hours. "It doesn’t close till it’s time for the real curfew."

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