Gimme a break! Stanton’s Kit Kat etiquette needs work
Dee Gordon is good people.
The Marlins second baseman did the right thing Monday afternoon by Kit Kat-shaming teammate Giancarlo Stanton on Twitter.
As a society, there are certain rules we have to live by. One of those is pretty simple: When you eat a delicious Kit Kat, you break the pieces off and then shove them in your mouth one by one.
But look at what Stanton did:
— Dee Gordon (@FlashGJr) June 1, 2015
Sure, he might be the most powerful slugger in Major League Baseball, but who does that to a Kit Kat?
Stanton’s actions can only be summed up by the one and only George Costanza.