The Mets are giving away fidget spinners to all their nervous fans
Noah Syndergaard is injured. Yoenis Cespedes is injured. David Wright is (still) injured. Matt Harvey is just coming off a team-issued suspension for a variety of idiotic reasons. Mets fans have a lot to be nervous about.
Luckily for them, the latest craze in America is a toy that bills itself as a stress-relief device. Fidget spinners have been all the rage for the past two weeks or so. And while their ability to relieve stress and increase focus may be overblown, they’re still flying off the shelves.
If Mets fans can’t get their hands on one, they can just wait until the game against the Reds on Sept. 10.
— New York Mets (@Mets) May 12, 2017
Of course, the fidget spinner fad will probably be over by then.