Kurt Rambis has a cup of coffee in his pocket for no apparent reason
Knicks assistant coach Kurt Rambis doesn’t appear to be a huge fan of tables.
For some strange reason, despite the presence of a perfectly sturdy table right in front of him, Rambis decided to pocket a to-go cup of coffee in his fleece on Saturday morning. Now, I’ve run through the scenarios, and I can’t figure out why he felt the need to do this. It makes absolutely no sense. Let’s run through some of them.
Morning preparation pic.twitter.com/0iSIgtMj2p
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Theory 1: Kurt is cold.
On the surface, this seems like the most logical reason (crazy, I know). Every coach at the table has a sweatshirt. Well, not only has Kurt left his hoodie unzipped, meaning he is not truly that cold, but if he wanted the warmth the coffee would bring his midsection then he would have zipped it up to bring it closer to him. Doesn’t work.
Theory 2: Kurt is stealing the coffee
Not likely—this is a team hotel, and by the looks of that cup, it’s clearly complimentary hotel coffee.
Theory 3: There is no room on the table
Also not going to work. There is room right next to his juice and his glass of water!
This photo makes me want to cringe. That coffee could spill at any second. Why would you do this, Kurt?