HS senior gets banned from soccer league with list of ridiculous offenses

It took nearly two full months of shenanigans but Ohio’s North Side Co-Ed Soccer League has finally ousted anti-establishment villain Brian Garruto.

Garruto, a senior and member of the boys’ varsity soccer team at Westlake (Ohio) High School, posted the banishment notice he received from the recreational league’s management to his Twitter account.

As a bonus, here’s a photo of Brian in action for the Westlake varsity team.

[H/T GQ]