Indians bullpen holding Moss’ 100th HR ball for ransom, demanding Apple products and lube

Instead of enjoying a sweet conversation with his hard-earned 100th career home run baseball, 32-year-old Cleveland Indians slugger Brandon Moss must now contemplate whether he is willing to pay a lofty ransom to get the ball from his own team’s bullpen.

Moss ripped the milestone jack in the fourth inning Tuesday in Kansas City — a line drive that landed in the Indians bullpen area and into the greedy mitts of the relievers. This is their ransom note:

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