‘Dear drunk guy’ … Reds’ Phillips gives signed ball to heckler

Cincinnati Reds second baseman Brandon Phillips loves his teammates as well as his hecklers.

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Cincinnati Reds second baseman Brandon Phillips put on a clinic Wednesday on how to kill hecklers with kindness and make them your biggest fans. 

The story comes from a Reddit user by the name "Placenta_Claus" (this story is fantastic already):

That’s pretty creative as far as heckling goes. At least it’s more funny than malicious, which is the hallmark of good heckling. After rain delayed the game in the seventh inning, Placenta_Claus said his brother — a Pirates fan — starting razzing Phillips.

And Phillips didn’t forget. After the game, he ran over to the guy and handed him this signed ball:

In case you can’t make out the writing, it says: "Dear Drunk Guy, Thank You 4 All The Love & Support!! Now Take This Ball And Shut The Phuck Up!! :)" The other side says, "From Yours Truly, Brandon Phillips 4 ‘Dat Dude.’"

Here’s the photo of Phillips and the fan. You should be able to decipher which Pirates fan is "drunk guy," at least the pertinent one here (next to Phillips, they guy who can’t keep his eyes open).

Phillips was completely cool about the whole thing, Placenta_Claus wrote, adding, "We’re Pirates fans, but I’ll be rooting for the Reds as long as it doesn’t mess with Pittsburgh’s chances at a pennant."