Jerry Jones adds ‘hip hop artist’ to resume
The Dallas Cowboys might have put the clamps down on wide receiver Dez Bryant, restricting him from drinking alcohol and partying at strip clubs, but that won’t keep owner Jerry Jones from making it rain . . . pizza, that is.
Jones debuted his latest commercial for Papa John’s Pizza on Saturday night during the Cowboys game against the St. Louis Rams.
And by Monday morning, the song had spread like wildfire across the Internet, with many Cowboys fans covering their faces.
Jones, who will turn 70 in October, stars in a spot for the pizza company called “Hip Hop Jerry.” No joke needed.
Jones raps the song “5-Star Combo” with such classic lines as “It lights me up like a Roman candle, with toppings and flavors almost too good to handle” while dancers and actors playing fans pretend to have fun around him.
Sure, Jones has not brought a title to Dallas since 1996, but at least he can spit rhymes better than any other owner/general manager in the NFL.