The fast food party for losers
NOV 06, 2013 11:30p ET
Fast food party for the losers, while Sarah gets to celebrate her win by dieting. Yeah! So weird, the losers celebrate while the winners abstain.
Louis b*tches about helping others after he lost. But then saves it by pointing out that the Team Tate coaches have forgotten about two of their fighters.
Ronda seems to love riding a motorcycle-huh, if only she knew somebody with a hookup on one. Cain shows up and looks like a badass, this time without being covered in somebody else's blood.
"Hey, put a leg over anything you like." I got to remember that line.
Nate Diaz shows up, and teaches some high level MMA jits. Then, believe it or not says some intelligent coaching stuff about learning too many new things before a fight. Aside: if that in anyway offended anyone with the last name Diaz, I apologize profusely.
Anyway back to the house: Tate brings in a motivational speaker who depresses the sh*t out of me. Personally, I don't like to think about anything about life and neither does anyone elseâthat's why pharmaceuticals sell so well. We see a Team Rousey coach that seems to like being able to give a fighter a pep talk.
On to some dudes in a Jacuzzi... which reminds me, if I ever get a British friend, make him cuss a lot. They cuss the best.
Technique beats strength any day except Wednesday, so be careful on Wednesday.
Wait, the season is almost over and nobody's hooked up. Sh*t I might win that bet after all.
Chris the jits guy wins by standing rear naked totally unexpected.
I want to apologize and confess these reviews were totally written by a guy I met in a chat room. We're gonna meet later tonight âcause he wants to give me next week's review in person. So if this is the last review you ever read you know that somebody out there is wearing my skin.