Blaine Gabbert Has a Theme Song. Blaine Gabbert Has a Theme Song?

JACKSONVILLE, FL - DECEMBER 5: Quarterback Blaine Gabbert #11 of the Jacksonville Jaguars salutes a touchdown run by running back Maurice Jones-Drew #32 against the San Diego Chargers in a Monday Night Football game December 5, 2011 at EverBank Field in Jacksonville, Florida. (Photo by Al Messerschmidt/Getty Images)

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Nope.  Not at all.  In no way is this explainable.

Yet, Blaine Gabbert now has a theme song.  Even better, it is set to Hulk Hogan’s "Real American" entrance music.  Does that make sense?  Well they do have that great, flowing blonde hair in common. 

Otherwise, no.

In the preseason, Gabbert has some competition for the Jags starting spot, from Chad Henne no less.  He also has just 5 wins in 24 career starts and the fewest yards per pass attempt (5.61) by a quarterback since 2011.