‘Dunk City’ hits on Miesha Tate, fails

Florida Gulf Coast University men’s basketball
hit on Miesha Tate and failed miserably.

Led by dreadlocked shooting guard Sherwood Brown, the Eagles
flocked around the UFC women’s bantamweight and Ultimate Fighter
coach, interrupting an after-ESPYs interview with
ESNEWS. Brown’s courtship was as successful as
his NBA Draft bid:
He got shut down immediately.

“I would love to take a piece of that,” Brown said off camera.
“I would
love to take a piece.”

Tate’s counterpunch? “You wouldn’t remember it.”

Oof, Punk City. Teammates Chase Fieler, Brett Comer and
the rest of the Eagles were dumbstruck, reacting with “Oooh’s” and
“Aaaay’s”, then sheepishly identifying themselves as Dunk City to
the filmer.

Indeed, the Eagles have crash landed.


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