Vincent Kompany tried to decapitate Sergio Aguero in training

Vincent Kompany and Sergio Aguero should be buddies. After all, they’ve been two of Manchester City’s best players for years and they’ve both had their fair share of injuries. So they hang out a lot on the bench. And yet, despite it all, Kompany is out here trying to decapitate Aguero.

Maybe it wasn’t so funny when it happened, but Aguero has been cleared of any injury so you’re free to laugh now because it’s hysterical.

Did Kompany really try to hit Aguero in the head? No, but that’s not how back page gossip is made. This is clearly an example of chaos inside the Manchester City team, led by its stars.