Oscar Pareja has put together an incredible group of young talent and he can coach ’em up too. They finished tied for the most points in MLS last season and only figure to be better this year, seeing as almost their entire starting lineup is made up of young players. They’re a machine, although without all of metal and mechanics. Instead they’re made up of fun and smiles and rainbows.
Also dancing. They do lots of dancing.
Bless you, FC Dallas. Keep rowing your way to wins. You deserve all of the good things in the world.