Usain Bolt arrives to race riding rocket

Usain Bolt participated Friday in the Anniversary Games,
London’s good-spirited attempt to sell some tickets and suck a
little final magic out of last year’s Olympic boom.

The back-to-back Olympic champion
won
the 100 meters
at this event because Usain Bolt is to the 100
meters what
Bruce Dickinson is to making albums. The
winning time was 9.85 seconds.

What am I forgetting? Oh, right … and he arrived on top of a
rocket:

Bolt
may
not be doping
, but he’s definitely always the showman. And now
he has set a new bar for himself.