Sage Kotsenburg wishes Sochi medals were made of bacon
He's got Olympic gold.
He tamed the slopestyle course that Shaun White declined to compete on.
He's making all the rounds in Sochi and on TV.
Could life get any more delicious for Sage Kotsenburg right now?
Apparently, he wishes it would. America's first gold medalist of these games has but one regret -- that the medals in Sochi aren't made of something more tasteful. Namely bacon.
Ahh I wish the Sochi medals were made out of bacon thoooo..!!— sage kotsenburg (@sagekotsenburg) February 10, 2014
Of course, he'll have the gold medal forever. A bacon medal? That might not have made it off the podium.
And in case you were wondering, here's what a bacon medal might look like.