There you go. Two plus two equals one billion smackers, right there. Donate 10% of the winnings to my favorite charity, and we'll call it even.
Although you may wind up rich, the news isn't as good for Ohio college basketball teams in the simulation.
In the South region, the simulation has Ohio State topping Dayton 70-67, but losing to eventual region champion Syracuse in the next round.
Similarly, in the East, Cincinnati tromps Harvard 66-65 before losing to Michigan State. Villanova is the final four entrant from the East, according to WiS. In the Midwest, Xavier also wins a single game against St. Louis before succumbing to eventual bracket champion Louisville.
So, Ohio teams finish 3-4 for the tournament. Our excitement will be brief.
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