DESCRIPTION: About the size of “the one that got away.” Would look great as a decoration at the lake. Voted “Most likely to be caught by Brian Robison” in its high school yearbook. Unfortunately, it does not sing “Filet-O-Fish” on command.
1992 Vikings commemorative poster
DESCRIPTION: A framed poster of the 1992 Minnesota Vikings featuring Randall McDaniel, Henry Thomas, Dennis Green and Roger Craig. WARNING: If hung in basement, visitors may be prompted to yell out “They are who we thought they were” and refer to a city in Florida as “Taaampa Bay, Tampa Bay, Tampa Bay.”
Vikings themed four-wheeler
DESCRIPTION: Gives you some riding experience to put on your resume before applying to be the next Ragnar. Just don’t ask for $20,000 per game once you get the job. Streamers and gjallarhorn sold separately.
PRICE: Somewhere between $100 and $20,000
Jared Allen signed football
DESCRIPTION: A football scribbled on by all-time Vikings great Jared Allen. Recommended that buyer grows out a mullet after purchasing. Side effects may include sudden urges to rope a calf or to encourage Brett Favre to sing “Pants on the Ground.”
White Vikings polo shirt
DESCRIPTION: Throwback Vikings collared shirt that’s fit for all occasions: office party, golf course, home lounging, even in the church pews when you’re praying for help on the Vikings’ offensive line. Meant to be worn on days below freezing without a coat. The way Bud Grant intended.
Vikings themed boat
DESCRIPTION: Perfect for a Viktor or Helga that is looking for a new whip to ride while raiding villages. Comes with a super sweet trailer (seriously, look at that beauty). Not allowed on Lake Minnetonka. Too soon?
Robert Smith jersey
DESCRIPTION: Buying this jersey will instantly make you the coolest Vikings fan in any room. Everyone loves Robert Smith. After your purchase, you’ll retire early and become super successful in whatever you do. Coincidence? Probably not.
“Legends” red wine bottle
DESCRIPTION: California red wine bottle, signed by Vikings legend Bill “Boom Boom” Brown. Pop the cork to celebrate the Vikings’ Super Bowl win at U.S. Bank Stadium in 2018. Price was slashed after the Minnesota legislature passed Sunday liquor sales.
Metrodome seat back
DESCRIPTION: Pros: Nostalgic, aesthetic, durable. Can withstand your roof collapsing from snow. Oddly comfortable. Cons: Smells like dome dogs. (Ok, that’s barely a con.)
Bud Grant signature
DESCRIPTION: Bring Vikings memorabilia of all shapes and sizes to be signed by the man who has a resume of four Super Bowl appearances, 158 wins and one Hall of Fame induction. Strike up a quick conversation with the all-time great. It’s your last chance – this is the final garage sale for Bud Grant. Just don’t ask him about Vince Lombardi.