Sharks’ Burns makes odd discovery

San Jose Sharks defenseman Brent Burns was golfing Sunday when
he came across this on the course:

He doesn’t know what the hell it is, and I sure
don’t know what the hell it is, but that doesn’t mean
we can’t guess.

The obvious joke is to say that it’s a saber tooth tiger
jaw, because, come on, does Brent Burns not look like a guy who
would have a saber tooth tiger?

But if we’re going off of this saber tooth tiger skeleton
from the
University of California Museum of
Paleontology
, it doesn’t really look like a match:

Since it’s a bottom jaw, that also rules out the Nashville
Predators’ mascot:

And it’s also not the jaw of short-lived ’70s cartoon
werewolf Fangface, though I kind of wish it was:

I would love for it to be some prehistoric, cartoon or as yet
unidentified species, but truth be told, this guy probably has it
right. It’s just a pig: