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Sharks' Burns makes odd discovery
Found this on the course... Any ideas what it could be? pic.twitter.com/SQc7QZUdxU— Brent Burns (@Burnzie88) August 19, 2013
He doesn’t know what the hell it is, and I sure don’t know what the hell it is, but that doesn’t mean we can’t guess.
The obvious joke is to say that it’s a saber tooth tiger jaw, because, come on, does Brent Burns not look like a guy who would have a saber tooth tiger?
But if we’re going off of this saber tooth tiger skeleton from the University of California Museum of Paleontology, it doesn’t really look like a match:
Since it’s a bottom jaw, that also rules out the Nashville Predators’ mascot:
And it’s also not the jaw of short-lived '70s cartoon werewolf Fangface, though I kind of wish it was:
I would love for it to be some prehistoric, cartoon or as yet unidentified species, but truth be told, this guy probably has it right. It’s just a pig: