Patriots fan gets Tom Brady’s face tattooed on his butt cheek

New England Patriots' Tom Brady raises his fist after his team defeated the Atlanta Falcons in overtime at the NFL Super Bowl 51 football game Sunday, Feb. 5, 2017, in Houston. The Patriots defeated the Falcons 34-28. (AP Photo/Darron Cummings)

Sports tattoos typically aren’t a good idea. Some fans go the bold route by predicting a Super Bowl win for their favorite team, while others commemorate a championship with permanent body ink.

This guy went the latter route but in atypical fashion. He got a tattoo of Tom Brady’s face on his backside, because why not?

According to Boston.com, the fan had the tattoo done after the parade. It was apparently well-thought out and not a spur-of-the-moment thing, which is bizarre for a tattoo of this nature.

“He just came in and said, ‘I’m seeing if I could get a tattoo. I wanted to get a portrait of Tom Brady on my left butt-cheek,’” Emily Arsenault, a worker at the tattoo parlor, said. “And we were just like, ‘OK, let’s do it.’”

It took two to three hours to complete the masterpiece – because, hey, you can’t rush art.