Sanchez puts backfield in motion

New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez solidified his status as
an NFL punchline with his infamous butt-fumble against the New
England Patriots in November. He even has

this
statue to prove it
.

Now, seven months later, it’s Sanchez’s own rear end
that has the internet abuzz.

See, Sanchez has apparently been spending some time in Napa
Valley lately, along with a woman named Alana Kari. We know this
because Kari shared — and then quickly deleted —
several Vine videos from her trip to wine country, some of which
(sadly, they’ve all been removed from YouTube) included
Sanchez.

But Sanchez partying out west with a reported LA socialite
during the offseason, while interesting, doesn’t ruffle too
many feathers. What does get people talking, however, is video of
Sanchez’s bare backside dancing around the kitchen, which is
exactly what Terez Owens
unearthed and posted to the internet. (
Warning: Video contains naked butt.)

We can’t show you the actual video, for obvious reasons
— you can
visit T.O. for that — but here’s
an edited screenshot. You can trust us when we tell you that the
pixelated part of the image is, indeed, a rump.

Now that we know how Sanchez spends his time when he heads to
the left coast during the summer, it’s easier to understand
why Jets rookie QB Geno Smith
is still so non-committal about attending
Sanchez’s “Jets West” camp later this
offseason.