Justin Tucker is . . . the most interesting man in the NFL
DEC 17, 2013 2:59a ET
Things were already pretty wild for Texas Longhorns football Monday by the time the Ravens and Lions kicked off. Then Justin Tucker happened.
And by the time he was done, all the second-year kicker and pride of the Longhorns had done in the Ravens' 18-16, potentially season-saving, victory in Detroit was:
• Kicked the second-longest field goal in Monday night history (a 61-yarder with 38 seconds to play)
• Became the first kicker in NFL history to . . . let's call it kick for the cycle:
• Moved the Ravens into the sixth and final playoff spot in the AFC for now
• Redefined "good night in fantasy" for a kicker — for fans, current players, and even Tucker himself
But before we get to the fun stuff, let's put some historical perspective on Tucker's night, his current run of excellence and . . . oh, that 61-yarder:
“My fantasy team is benefiting from it, as well, so I’m happy about that. Fantasy owners around the world, I hope you guys appreciate the points, as well.”
• The six field goals set a Ravens team record (and accounted for all of his team's points)
• His 33 straight successful field goal conversions (dating back to Week 2) is the longest current streak in the NFL
• His 61-yarder tied for the longest field goal made indoors in NFL history
• It was also the longest field goal in Ravens history
• And it was the third-longest go-ahead field goal in the final minute of the fourth quarter in league history
Hell, considering all of the recent turmoil surrounding Longhorns football, if Tucker expressed interest in replacing Mack Brown, we wouldn't be surprised if he got the job. After all, who's his biggest competition?
So sorry to hear about Mack Brown. hug for u buddy— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) December 15, 2013
Hey Steve @stevepatterson you need a huge name for huge job buddy. I know football even better than baseball.— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) December 15, 2013
Hey Steve @stevepatterson Here is my plan to fix Texas football.— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) December 15, 2013
First the lines are weak. It is our foundation and must be stronger. I know what to do. #Cansecohorns— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) December 15, 2013
Second what conference are we even in now? Just join the SEC already #Cansecohorns— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) December 15, 2013
Third why have we had all these 5'9 QBs with weak arms? Go get another Vince Young #Cansecohorns— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) December 15, 2013
Forth hire the Baylor recruiting coach he is killing us. #Cansecohorns— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) December 15, 2013
But enough of the stats and Cansecohorns. When it comes to Tucker and Texas football, what went down in Detroit was actually one of the more boring three hours of the season. After all, Tucker is the guy who does this:
"Undoubtedly the worst Cornholer in the building. Displays horrible fundamentals. Sloppy delivery only leads to problems. Simon Cowell of American Idol and X-Factor has said of Sizzle's technique: 'Appalling with a capital 'A.' Positively dreadful.'"
Even Ray Lewis said this about the guy barely a month into his career: "He just fits our mold. He’s so laid back, so confident and he’s just having fun. That’s one thing he does very well."
After Monday night's career-maker, guess who got a shout-out.
A) His mom
B) His teammates
C) His leg
D) His fantasy owners
You were expecting a different answer?
Speaking of fantasy, Tucker is a big fantasy nut, even playing — and owning — himself. After the game, he told the media:
"I’ve been getting hit up actually quite a bit on the Twittersphere leading up to the game for a couple days — people in their fantasy playoff matchups. I’m glad to come through, of course, for my team here; my reality team. But also for all my fantasy owners, a big thank you for picking me up. It means a lot to me, and hopefully I can contribute to the successes of your respective teams."
As for fans and media alike, they're sold:
Justin Tucker single handedly destroyed my fantasy football playoff hopes tonight— Graham Buck (@GREENEGSNgraHAM) December 17, 2013
Justin Tucker giving a shoutout to his fantasy owners is more impressive than his 61-yd field goal.— Jimmy Traina (@JimmyTraina) December 17, 2013
With that postgame interview, I am officially drafting Justin Tucker in the first round of my fantasy league next year. #priorities— David Aldridge (@daldridgetnt) December 17, 2013
As part of Justin Tucker Nation, my fantasy team applauds yours brother. Keep gettin' it done, bra— Jason La Canfora (@JasonLaCanfora) December 17, 2013
Justin Tucker just said he helped his Fantasy Team with the 61-yarder. Truly a modern-day athlete.— Elliotte Friedman (@FriedgeHNIC) December 17, 2013
Justin Tucker with a shout out to his fantasy owners. Immortal now.— scott pianowski (@scott_pianowski) December 17, 2013
My 14-year-old son, in his fantasy semis, trailed by 22 and had only Justin Tucker left to play. Miracle.— Michael Silver (@MikeSilver) December 17, 2013
Justin Tucker fantasy MVP— Jake Ciely (@allinkid) December 17, 2013
As for his teammates, maybe not so much:
I hate y'all fantasy folks who are tweeting me about your fake team...y'all make me sick...Ravens win that's all that matters to me— Torrey Smith (@TorreySmithWR) December 17, 2013
Ultimately, regardless of fantasy rosters or team affiliation, safe to say Tucker will never be viewed in the same light again, and that's a good thing for him (unless we're talking about Lions or Steelers fans):
Mother Tucker. #MNF— Katie Nolan (@katienolan) December 17, 2013
Tucker's a monster... As simple as that— Pat McAfee (@PatMcAfeeShow) December 17, 2013
That kick was the balls.— Richard Deitsch (@richarddeitsch) December 17, 2013
Hell of a kick by Tucker. That was impressive.— Chris Kluwe (@ChrisWarcraft) December 17, 2013