Presenting a spooky version of the NFL Instagram Power Rankings
Oct 31, 2013 1:00a ET
Ooooh, that's spooky!
Instagram isn’t just a fad. NFL players have taken to the social media tool, posting photos of their off-the-field exploits and hobbies during their downtime. And since it's Halloween, we decided to roll with it! So we here at FOXSports.com present our Halloween Instagram Power Rankings, where we count down the top images from the scary season. Let’s get to work ... be careful, this will be a haunting experience. -- Sid Saraf
Great, this is the first image and the Bengals linebacker has already flubbed the whole thing. Hey, James ... it's Halloween, this can't be your costume.
"Ready for some sun! #miamistyle"
Oh, I see. The Bengals are in South Florida to play the Dolphins this week and Mr. Harrison has prepped for the beaches and humidity by wearing a full suit with the jacket buttoned up. Nice job, that thing will be dripping with sweat after you take two steps out the front door.
Although, now that I think about it ... James Harrison scowling in a suit, sweating in the Miami heat? Yeah, I'm getting scared.
This costume is inevitable. There are probably thousands of Duck Dynasty costumes this Halloween and the Colts linebacker is among them.
"Happy Halloween guys & gals! Soak up all the sexiness that is happening right here! Willie Boss Hog @duckdynastyae"
Sexiness? OK, well as long as he thinks so.
The Panthers running back and a couple buddies went the easy route. Forget costumes when you can just wear masks?
"And we out here like a gang @jwylie1 @justmekb24"
I don't know about you, but I think this is weak sauce.
The former NFL defensive tackle was at Staples Center for the the Lakers' season opener against the Clippers.
"Reppin' @thetribeunited With the fashion king himself, Craig Sager #nba"
OK, try and guess who is wearing the costume. Good lord, Craig. You look like a purple nightmare.
The guys can run over almost anyone on this planet, yet he still has the smile of a child.
"Trick or Treat."
We're gonna need more candy.
The defending champions dress up and celebrate as a team.
"Checkout pics & a video of @ginograd56, @michaeloher, Ed Dickson, Dennis Pitta, @jtuck9 & other #Ravens in their costumes at last night's #Goodwill Gridiron #Halloween Party on BaltimoreRavens.com or Ravens app."
By the way, you want a horror show? Check the team's record. Hey guys, you're 3-4. Less dressie, more winnie!
The Cowboys star busted out his camera.
"Who is this? #CowboysNation"
OK, guys ... can you guess who this is?
"Pumpkin carving tonight with my lil man. #nfl #football #family #halloween"
Thanks, Larry. You're such an outstanding citizen that I have nothing snarky to say. Happy Halloween to you and your little guy.
Any fans of the TV show "Martin?"
"I said Jerome in da House!!"
Bonus points for the 90's reference.
"Happy Halloween from me & my super heroes"
Don't worry, DeMarcus. They've got your back.
The former Ravens linebacker (right) and current FOX Sports 1 analyst loves him some Halloween.
"Richard Simmons, Chewy, and Serena Williams would like to wish every one a fun friendly and safe Halloween tomorrow!!!"
I'd pay a lot of money to see all three of these people -- yes, Chewbecca is real -- get together in real life.
Ahh, yes. The Bills receiver and a friend went with the full spandex body suits this year.
"What y'all think about me and @prettyrickey24 Halloween costumes??"
What do I think? I'm disturbed ... sometimes extensive body definition is a bad thing. I'm going to see all those bumps in my nightmares. Yuck.
Tip for the future: It's more scary when you DON'T take your photo in front of a fridge.
The Vikings QB and his wife Samantha are clearly fans of the movie "The Sandlot."
"Did you plan that Squints?" "Course I did. Been plannin it for years." -The Sandlot"
Why is everyone so obsessed with that movie? I never saw it, nor will I ever. Yet, people keep ranting and raving like it's the Godfather. By the way, don't get me started on that drawn-out borefest ...
Wow, the Redskins running back is an outstanding citizen.
"Captain America was able to make it out to Georgetown hospital again and this year was able to find a mini me"
Thanks for shaming us, Alfred. While we're out drinking, dressing like sluts and going crazy, you're doing something great for society. And making us all hate ourselves.
"Robin Thicker!!! Lol"
No offense, Michael. I think Sydney Leroux pulled it off better.
The Broncos wide receiver is responsbile for these three scarred pumpkins.
"Who's pumpkin wins the best carve job? We have a bet going on right now..."
I'll tell you what, it's definitely not the one in the upper-right corner. I don't know what the hell that is. A pumpkin with a shotgun wound? Any dunce can drill a hole in something. Where's the art in that?
The Patriots head coach and his trusted wench are ready for a night on the town.
"Ok ok I'll go get that beer for you!! #piratepranks #Halloweenfun ð¿¿» Love this handsome Pirate!"
See? I've been saying it for years: Underneath that gruff exterior ... lies a man who will surely slit your throat with a smile on his face.
And for that, I have no choice but to awarrrrrrrrd (get it?) Captain Bill the win for this week. Congratulations and avast ye matey or whatever pirates say. Pass the rum, please.