Von Miller rocks a onesie at a Vegas pool party

If you or I wore this, we’d be laughed and humiliated out of any place we ventured. But when you’re Broncos linebacker Von Miller, there is no limit to your fashion choices.

Miller busted out a white, one-piece monstrosity while hanging with his boys at a pool party in Las Vegas. You can’t get the full effect the outfit from the above image, but just CLICK HERE to see the full monty … or onesie, in this case. Courtesy of Larry Brown Sports.

Horrifying, right? But somehow it seems to work for him. Maybe he’s a superhero. Maybe he’s an X-Men! Or would it be X-Man? Someone have a ruling on that?

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